Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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