Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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