take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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