they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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