The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
did you just send me my own nude
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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