Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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