Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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