the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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