I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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