Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
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we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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