Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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