Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize