You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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