i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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