Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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