You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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