I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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