I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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