she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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