Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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