His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Im part way to drunk.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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