dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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