As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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