I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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