where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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