Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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