hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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