Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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