the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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