last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
false alarm. still invincible.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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