just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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