remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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