No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
This baby is an asshole
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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