i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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