How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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