In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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