This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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