That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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