She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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