We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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