i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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