ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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