David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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