Ambien. No doubt about it.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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