Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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