I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You are a genius and a whore.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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