the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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