Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
vagina is talking i cant
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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