That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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