Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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